|—||American Horror Story (via justaselfharmer)|
come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING
*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
I request this to be played at my funeral
That was really fucking awesome.
Funeral?! Hell! I’m walking down the isle to this shit!!!
Bow real fast